DO YOU EVER JUST FIND A BOY AND EVERYTHING THEY DO AND SAY IS SO PERFECT BUT YOU NEVER KNOW IF THEY ACTUALLY LIKE YOU OR NOT
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
-Me talking about someone I love (via guy)
i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork